All you bottoms fantasizing about being finger fucked better appreciate the sore wrists of tops everywhere
Me before every college final
- *it starts raining*
- me: yes
- *lighting appears*
- me: yES
- *thunders explode*
- me: YES
- *raining intensifies*
- me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human
WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK
OH MY GOD
this is so incredibly meta
sweet jesus this meme is pure gold
Them: t.v shows are always better with a lesbian couple.
Me, an intellectual: you’re absolutely right.
Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.
HELLO SMALL COW
*SNIFF SNIFF*
What gets me is that after the dog realized they were kinda scared, he/she lied down so the cows could be in control and feel safer. Such love. Animals are amazing.
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